tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974811.post787463031971153871..comments2024-03-28T19:05:03.085-04:00Comments on The Thoughts of a Frumpy Professor: WeddingPipeTobaccohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17746884792061867611noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974811.post-84912988779979852312017-04-29T22:44:18.967-04:002017-04-29T22:44:18.967-04:00I'd go for witness protection.I'd go for witness protection.yellowdoggrannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14906624317290990109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974811.post-88167521286847679672017-04-28T12:51:20.668-04:002017-04-28T12:51:20.668-04:00I hope things go well for you and your beard! Jack...I hope things go well for you and your beard! Jack Elam? Most of the stuff I've seen him in, he was fairly clean shaven. Gabby Hayes would be a good character. Oh, there are so many to chose from. Could also be scientific research. Have fun with it and try to enjoy it for Mrs. Professor's sake.Sharonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02743921972328074980noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974811.post-35051830603000490022017-04-28T12:48:35.112-04:002017-04-28T12:48:35.112-04:00The pirate idea is a great idea! I cannot be Blac...The pirate idea is a great idea! I cannot be Blackbeard, however, as I am very much grey. I do not know if I will ever get to white (might stay always grey), but I could (if white) be practicing for being Santa. <br /><br />I guess if I "borrowed" some of my wife's hair dye, I could be "Blackbeard"... but really, then I would have to be a new pirate names "Lightauburnbeard", truth be told. :)PipeTobaccohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17746884792061867611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974811.post-71644858904652472122017-04-28T09:45:25.430-04:002017-04-28T09:45:25.430-04:00Another option would be to say you're audition...Another option would be to say you're auditioning for the part of a pirate captain, e.g. Blackbeard. As pirates speak in funny voices, this would accentuate the humour. Having a beard also makes a man funnier when he attempts to dance in a state of innebriation.Gorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.com